Job’s Prayer as Revised By Obama

Job, God’s obedient and righteous servant, after having lost his family and all his property, arose, tore his robe, and shaved his head; and he fell to the ground and worshiped. And he said:

“Naked I came from my mother’s womb, And naked shall I return there. The Lord gave, and the Lord has taken away; Blessed be the name of the Lord.” (Job 1:21).

Obama would revise Job’s prayer as follows:

“Naked I came from my mother’s womb if my mother didn’t abort me since the State has made killing unborn babies legal, and naked I shall return possibly prematurely in order to save on medical expenses since ObamaCare is the law of the land. The State gave and the State can take it away. Blessed be the name of the government program that redistributes wealth in the name of fairness.”

***Ed Randazzo, is a nationally syndicated author. He has been a conservative activist and consultant for over 30 years and is currently the Chief News Editor of Life and Liberty Media and Co-Producer of Liberty Today, a weekly television program seen on cable systems in most of South Dakota***