Spastic Suspension Of Students

Earth to school administrators….

We all understand that recent school shootings have everyone concerned, but really!!

A young girl was thrown out of school because she had what school officials deemed to be a “paper gun” in her possession. We must assume she did not have it registered with the government and that she had no concealed carry permit. The poor girl was seriously traumatized by officials over this manufactured incident.

Another student was just suspended because he threw an “imaginary hand grenade” at an “imaginary box”. Fortunately, no one was injured. It is amazing that this student was able to go undetected by homeland security and the CIA. While the Secretary of State has made no formal statement regarding this attack, we can be sure the President was kept well-informed as events unfolded.

There is growing concern among many in Congress that this new kind of child terrorism is a serious threat to school security in America.

Credible sources have informed us that the President is planning to challenge Republicans to join him in creating a balanced bipartisan plan to end this kind of child terrorism. They also hinted that Vice President Biden worked through the weekend with Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and House Speaker John Boehner to see if an agreement could be reached.

A rumor is circulating that Barbara Boxer is introducing legislation with strong penalties for any child convicted of having a paper weapon. The bill would also make it unlawful for any student to “imagine” any kind of explosive device.

This will undoubtedly put an end to all school violence. America will once again be a safe place for all children.

***Gordon Howie is a nationally syndicated author, host of Liberty Today TV and CEO of Life and Liberty Media***

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2 comments for “Spastic Suspension Of Students

  1. February 10, 2013 at 9:16 am

    “Credible sources” took time to inform you personally? Give me a break.

    Some school makes a silly decision on a paper gun. You brand school administrators with one unsourced anecdote as incompetent and overreactive. Yet you favor letting those administrators carry guns in school, right? What a rhetorical circus.

    • Gordon Howie
      February 10, 2013 at 6:04 pm

      Absolutely love your professional critique!

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